Unprofessional Queer

simmylish:

(via lubricates)

basic-banshee:

basic-banshee:

justluckyiguess:

basic-banshee:

basic-banshee:

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bazfloralsuit:

basic-banshee:

sweet-chesus:

basic-banshee:

basic-banshee:

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

(via basicallykittensandglitter)

i-am-a-fish:

not for long

shabloskie:

homophobes have knees tho

i-am-a-fish:

if you have knees, you are valid

(via rifetrevell)

earthturd:

earthturd:

it’s weird being out in public. it’s like… so many of these people are heterosexual. they are everywhere, they might even think I’m one of them.

this 5 year old post always sees a surge of notes either

1) when school starts or 2) during pride month

(via rifetrevell)

katthekonqueror:

As a matter of fact, if your employer fires you for anything relating to forming a union, that’s retalition, and it’s illegal under federal law. If this happens to you, vontact the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.

EEOC’s Website

EEOC Frequently Asked Questions

Employee Rights and Responsibilities

Employer Rights and Responsibilities

How to get in touch with your local EEOC office

emmagoldman42:

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davidlieberman:

my apologies partner what i mean to say is if a feller goes round challenging other cowboys to duels but when the time comes theres not a shooter in his hand and when you look down it is on account of the lacking of hands on his scaly green body then it is likely what you are dealin with is a snake

spoiledgordita:

I… I don’t speak yeehaw

davidlieberman:

cowgirls when a feller is tellin you over and over that he just wants one last heist but that big ol heist never seems to come… that is a red flag and you yeehaw on outta there

(via wastrelwoods)

anastrophilesworld:

according to historians? no.

androidgynes:

fellas is it gay to be gay

(via imoff-tofind-anotherway)

rosalindfranklinsnotes:

when your therapist says “you wanna know what I think?” and you know you’re about to be read for filth

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